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10 Dittomon plush toys that will fill your life with positivity

Recently I've really been noticing a gaping hole in my life.

I've been living in Birmingham by myself (without wifi) for just about a week now and it's taking its toll, this very morning I caught myself having a conversation with the milk as I poured my tea. Since I'm single, a train costs £70 to get home, pets aren't allowed in my rented house and I'm not a fan of the houseplant vibe, it's been difficult to decide how to fill this void. In the end, I decided to solve the problem the way I usually do, with cuddly plush toys. Then, as if from by magic our eyes met across a crowded room...

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Well, it was more my eyes meeting my laptop screen as I was slumped on my bed eating my fourth pack of Salt and Vinegar Crisps at 12 pm, but it was definitely a moment. Hidden in plain sight on the plush section of the Pokemon Center website behind a category simply titled 'Ditto' exists an incredible world of unmoving stares and welcoming smiles.

Previously unbeknownst to me, the online store sells a plethora of Pokemon plush dolls all sporting the beautifully blank face of Duplica's Ditto from episode 037 of the original Pokemon anime series, 'Ditto's Mysterious Mansion'. For those who are unfamiliar with the episode, the Ditto who is unable to perfectly transform copies a pokemon's body whilst retaining its blank expression. The result is either hauntingly horrifying or in the case of those I'm about to show you, completely magical.

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To celebrate this discovery I will now share my favourites. So without further or do let me introduce you to my new family.

1. Snorlax
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#pokemon #snorlax #snorlaxditto

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I think of Ditt-Lax (it was better than Snor-to) as my first true role model. This absolute Dad is the perfect example of living your best life in the face of what anyone says about the importance of exercise/healthy eating/having a social life etc.

2. Sableye

The smiling purple goblin friend you never knew you needed.

3. Flareon
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Ditto Flareon Plush Doll Plush Toys (doll) Size : +- 14cm FYI : Original dari Pokemon Center Price : ¥1700 (Kurs yen mengikuti waktu transfer) Biaya ongkos kirim Rp 100.000,- per Kilo, disarankan untuk membeli lebih dari 1 item untuk menghemat biaya ongkos kirim. Barang dikirim langsung dari Tokyo, Japan. Kita menerima pesanan apapun selama barang tersebut dijual di Tokyo, Japan. Stock barang tidak mengikat dan jika stock barang kosong, uang akan dikembalikan 100%. Kami tidak menjual barang palsu dan semua barang asli dari Japan. Arigatou Gozaimasu! ♪(v^_^)v #kirimdarijepang #darijepang #barangdarijepang #barangjepang #jualbarangjepang #belibarangjepang #barangdaritokyo #daritokyo #jualanbarangjepang #barangunik #pokemon #jualpokemon #jualbonekapokemon #bonekaditto #bonekadittoflareon #bonekaflareon #dittoflareon

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The sassy sister you can always count on to join you on a night out whether she has work the next day or not.

4. Jolteon

The responsible brother who is totally fine picking you and Flareon up at 3 am when you're crying into a styrofoam box of chicken nuggets. Thinks you're doing great.

5. Whimsicott
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Whimsicott Ditto from the Ditto Transform series

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The friendly Grandma, always has food on hand. Doesn't understand what you do in university but believes in you anyway.

6. Gloom

Works at Starbucks. The only Barista you can count on to make your coffee right. Signs your cup with a :).

7. Jigglypuff
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Me. #ditto #jigglypuff #dittopuff #pokémon

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Dittopuff reminds me of that one aunt everyone has who always has a half full glass of red wine in her hand

8. Omanyte

The introvert icon.

9. Raichu
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The last day of 2016?

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Pikachu's (wrongfully) neglected brother is the perfect definition of chaotic good.

10. Electrode
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LOOK AT THIS ROUND BOI! @inboundswampert put out a post asking if anyone would like something brought back straight from one of the Pokemon Center in Japan and as soon as I saw this cutie I had to have him! Bryant is fucking awesome and I really appreciate you offering to have this adorable Electrode Ditto brought back! HE IS SO CUTE! LOOK AT THAT FACE! SUCH A PRECIOUS LITTLE GUY! I was debating between the Electrode and Omanyte, but I think the face says it all when it came to picking Electrode! And that's not all... HE SENT ME A CYRUS PIKACHU POP OUT POSTCARD!!! Dude I love these so much AND... I'm going to make a separate post for the gifts @inboundswampert also sent me for my birthday because those legit deserve a whole post to themselves, but duuuude THANK YOU FOR MY DITTO! - - - - #pokemon #pokemoncards #pokemongx #pokemonex #pokemonlvx #pokemontcg #pokemonprime #pokemontcgcollection #pokemontradingcards #electrode #electrodeditto #pokemonplush #dittoplush

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Literally a ball of positive energy. The only possible way to finish this list.

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