8 people on Tinder who are the absolute worst
Tinder can be pretty disastrous.
These date stories and bios will explain why...
1) There were several red flags on this date:
2) Ever been on a date with 100's of other guys?
This date was a wild ride...
I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. *Thread*
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
Credit: @bvdhai /Twitter.com
3) If your date waits outside your house, call the police
As if having your date flaunting his money at a restaurant and only talking about himself isn't enough, this Reddit user's date then stayed outside of her house for 20 minutes after driving her home...because he wanted to kiss her. This lead to her blocking him from everything, which is definitely a good call after that red flag—thank u, next.
4) Nickleback, Party Rock Anthem and food dyed vodka... oh my
This Twitter user made a thread of all of the things her worst Tinder date ever said to her before she went to the bathroom and ran away—and honestly, who can blame her?
It is the 3 year anniversary of one of the worst dates I’ve ever been on! Please, celebrate with me in this thread of things he said to me before I went to the bathroom and ran away:
— Tinder District (@tinderdistrict) February 7, 2019
5) When your date's wife and baby mama shows up, it's time for you to leave
This Twitter user dodged the bullet when her date's wife and 'baby mama' show up to inform her that he was married, then preceded to STAB him and smash a bottle of wine over his head. Oh, and then he messaged her a few days later asking for some money. Casual.
I was just happy I drove my car because that shit would’ve been awkward af on the way back 😂 Idk if anyone called the police. It wasn’t my business nor my problem to deal with 🤷🏽♀️ Then he texted me 2 days later to borrow some money. Deleted that number so fast!
— Pinhead Larry (@HeyImDirtyDan) May 17, 2018
5) It's never okay to mix Brexit with your Tinder bio
The worst thing about brexit is the amount of people who believe that “hoping to leave the single market before the Uk does” as a tinder bio is acceptable
— Rose (@RoseMWJ) February 5, 2019
6) Same Korinne, same.
Whilst this technically isn't a Tinder bio, I think Korinne is secretly all of us.
sending e-mails to potential therapists is like creating the worst ever tinder bio: “hi im korinne. im 24 years old. i like long walks on the beach where i spiral into thinking everyone ive ever met hates me. please shower me with attention???”
— Korinne (@korinneyonan) February 3, 2019
7) Just please, no
Don't bring Harry Potter into this
Is this the worst tinder bio of all time? pic.twitter.com/JlGEf3JQvz
— chungus de taille moyenne 💀 (@moya_lm) December 30, 2018
8) Say no more
This is the worst tinder bio I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/zQZpA8ZALt
— Lana Del Rey Mysterio (@eyezaeyuhh) December 12, 2018
In conclusion, men are trash. Got any of your own bad Tinder dates/bios? Tweet us @UniNewsHQ