5 types of people you’ll meet on a Halloween night out
It’s Halloween and it’s time for you to shove on some badly-made costume and drink until you think that you’ve turned into a pumpkin.
But every year you do this, you realise there are the same groups of people that are always out every Halloween.
1. The lads who go as ‘zombies’
You’ve seen them. They’ve clearly asked one of their female flatmates to smear some cheap face paint on them and ripped ‘suggestive’ holes in a plain white T-shirt. Usually spotted in the middle of a club, necking VK’s and shouting something about being lads.
I mean, props to these guys, they actually look like they might have tried.
2. The person who just wears a onesie
There’s always one. Primark has some great onesies on offer—they’re fun until it’s 2 am and you’ve sweated out half your body weight.
3. The person who decided to come out last minute and threw together a costume
When your mate texts you last minute about a Halloween party, you can’t say no. But what if you don’t have anything?
Usually made with paper, a sharpie, a hot glue gun, and an old t-shirt. Also usually a pun costume, which you’ll stop wanting to explain to people after five minutes.
4. Someone who’s gone ALL OUT
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I’m talking about SFX makeup, masks, and insane costumes. There’s always someone who gets really into their character, to the point where they’re actually a bit scary. This is usually a drama student.
5. Someone who’s gone a ‘bit controversial’
Just don’t do it.